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Jenna Jameson & iRIVER
Jenna Jameson ...
Will be appearing in a series of ads for iRiver later this summer, promoting the company's new handheld video player. kinda dodgy for koreans to get a pornstar ...unless Mr.Henry Kim is a fan
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Just put "Jenna Jameson iRiver" into google and you'll find the links. I'm not posting them here as some are very risque.
Note that posts linking to porn sites will be deleted. Try to keep it family orientated guys!! |
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Without getting to detailed.. let's not forget the comment a lady friend made about the iFP-3xx.. quote 'its.... phallic!' when she talked about what she thought was a medalion hung on my neck...
Hmm, potential phallic connettations re iFP's.. JJ being a new face for the iRiver ads.... Let's not even go down that road *screams as the demonic hellcats cart him off to the bunker once more*
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Have you seen the pics of celebs with iRiver's on iRiver America???
If it is good enough for Hugh, Its good enough for you!!
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I've just got back from the hellcat meeting.. their verdict is :-
They'll wait and see what the ads are like. If the ads stun them, the marketing people at iRiver will be safe.. if not.. they had better beware of shadowy cat-like demons
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A Pornstar making ads for iRiver??? Thats a little irelevant with iRiver's subject isnt it?
Unless they implement vibration function in the upcoming iFP models!(or iHP remote) Its a little hilarius if you ask me...
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Hmm..lets see.. which sector of the population is iRiver trying to attract with JJ as a lead figure.??
Right, i can just see it.. someone trying to hide their Pmp inside a newspaper on the train, to avoid embarassment.. when half the bloody population of the train carriage can probably 'hear' the on-screen action anyway Ho hum.. the mind boggles...
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the PiMP :P
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Maybe they'll do a version with a clear section of the body, so you can scan and print yer fav DVD cover image to show the world you fav stored movie...
Then again.. maybe they should do a promo.. buy a PiMP and get a free pair of dark shades and a newspaper..... God only knows what the demo video will be
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Thats a thought.. maybe the demo movie will star JJ ...
*yep, bad luck does happen* Mind you, i'm thinking the demo movie will be so low-def, it'd probably make the pixel-art animation iRiver used recently look positivie hi-tech and promo worthy..
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I can't believe all you red blooded males are bagging on JJ!
As long as she doesn't stand near a heat source for too long, she's a lovely lass. I've now realised why you'd need a PMP. I'd always rather wondered. Nipples all the way (especially with SS's mod attached)!
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Hell, my deceased ex had more going for her than JJ in just about every respect.
Come to think of it, the remains of my ex is more natural than JJ :P
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What remains of the titanic is more natural than JJ!
I'd still **** ***** *** ******* ** * then ******* **** as she **** ****** **. As my old man taught me.
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what a PiMP (apart from the one at the back...isnt it a he? ..wait..so the one kneelin down, damn so is the third one along...
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I wonder if they will be signing the players they are holding and sending you a customized photo with them caressing it? It seems iRiver would try anything at this point to sell their player. What a shame........
The funny thing is, all of the famous people who own iPods got them because Apple made them think they needed one. The difference is iRiver gives players to people who don't have a clue how to use one. Just look at their faces up above, they don't know what they are even holding. They need people to promote them who would actually use them. I say they need to target all of the major musicians in the world, say the Top 40 of Billboard. Now that would be publicity!!!
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this shouldn't be a surprise since irver has used hot women for their advertisments before (remember the playboy mansion and affiliation to some kind of softcore pron magazine?)
what iriver needs to do is to make some tv commericals so we can actually see these hot women on a daily basis and more people would think iriver is cool. .....but then there would be angry mothers protesting and the fcc saying that its bad or something.
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Parents being offended by what they may see as a questionable thing, aint nothing new.
God knows, when i first got into FRPG, my mother (devout catholic) got totally freaked out by the concept of her eldest son going of to play some game involving magic etc. Well, mucho dragons and nastier stuff later on .. old FG's human typist (yer, he's just the puppet) aint been totally turned into a nasty piece of work for the exposure to such things.. It takes being possessed by a demonic cat spirit to do real damage *sharpens claws*
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ok after the obligitory 5 sec looking at the foreground of the pic i noticed the giant funcake sign and all i gotta say is where can i buy that sign
hehe oh and when pple start wandering onto this site with PMP's we all have to make sure and correct them "its PiMP"
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Yep... remember to remind Jeff to make it's Index inclusion as PiMP :P
Maybe we should adult-rate the 'PiMP' section, just in case we get a whole load off fans of JJ & co discussing their fav indepth description of their on-board 'movies' They reckon some things will make yer go blind.. well trying to follow the content of her movies on a screen that big.. is a one-way ticket to a dark glassess/white stick lifestyle :P
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